Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"
Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black orwhite?
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please."
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Canesugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of waterinstead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"